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LET’S PLAY HOCK3Y!

09/15/2017, 3:40pm CDT
By Kevin Kurtt, Let’s Play Hockey Editor

In January, rapper/actor Ice Cube and entertainment executive Jeff Kwatinetz announced the creation of B1G3, a 3-on-3 basketball league featuring retired NBA players. In June, the International Olympic committee announced that 3-on-3 basketball made the final cut for the 2020 Tokyo Olympics.

The addition of 3-on-3 basketball to the sporting world’s mainstream somewhat piggybacked off the NHL’s decision in 2015 to move to a 3-on-3 format for overtime in the regular season. Since then, several junior and college leagues have adopted 3-on-3 overtime play.

Three-on-three hockey is a fast-paced and entertaining style of play that lends itself to highlight-reel goals, spectacular saves and fans on the edge of their seats. 

With all of that in mind and with a nod to the spectacular success of the 4-on-4 Da Beauty League, what if we created a 3-on-3  offseason league with current NHL players playing for their home American state, Canadian province or European country? We could call it The HOCK3Y League (prounounced Hockey 3). What American state, Canadian province or European nation would prevail in such an event? How would the self-proclaimed State of Hockey do in HOCK3Y?

Minnesotans are a provincial bunch, happy to celebrate when “one of us” succeeds on the local, national or international stage. In HOCK3Y, that provincialism would be commonplace as states, provinces and countries would laud their top homegrown talent playing for their local club.

In an effort to determine what a community-based 3-on-3 hockey league would look like, I declared myself Supreme General Manager and created 28 teams, made up primarily of current NHL players (with a few minor league/European pros mixed in to complete rosters). Every state/province/country with enough NHL players to field a lineup of six forwards, three defensemen and two goalies was awarded a franchise. Every province and all but three states (Iowa, North Dakota, Oklahoma) and two countries (Croatia, Latvia) that had a player in the NHL last season got a roster spot in HOCK3Y.

States, provinces or countries that did not have enough NHL players to form a HOCK3Y were granted a regional franchise with four in the U.S. (East, Midwest, South, West), one in Canada (East) and one in Europe. 

Those 28 teams were divided into three divisions – American, Canadian and European. With only a few exceptions, players’ birthplaces were used to determine what area they should represent (e.g. Jake Guentzel was named to the Minnesota team despite being born in Nebraska). 

For the purposes of this imagined league, I established preseason rankings, based on a team’s top-end talent, depth and goaltending strength. Those rankings, by division, are below.

American Division

Rank Team Overall Rank
1 Massachusetts 5
2 Minnesota 6
3 New York 11
4 Wisconsin 13
5 Michigan 15
6 Connecticut 17
7 U.S. West 18
8 U.S. East 19
9 New Jersey 21
10 California 24
11 U.S. Midwest 25
12 Illinois 26
13 U.S. South 27

Canadian Division

Rank Team Overall Rank
1 Onatrio 1
2 British Columbia 3
3 Saskatchewan 6
4 Canada East 9
5 Quebec 10
6 Manitoba 12
7 Alberta 20

European Division

Rank Team Overall Rank
1 Sweden 2
2 Finland 4
3 Russia 7
4 Czech Republic 14
5 Team Europe 16
6 Denmark 22
7 Switzerland 23
8 Slovakia 28

One look at the rosters below and it’s clear – parity would be a hallmark of HOCK3Y. Sure, places like Ontario, Sweden and Minnesota have a high number of top-shelf players, but when your team is made up of just 11 players, the playing field is leveled.

Now, Connecticut, with a total of 10 NHL players in 2016-17, can compete with the likes of Sweden (91 NHL players), thanks to the homegrown talents of Max Pacioretty, Cam Atkinson and Jonathan Quick. Likewise, with a starting lineup of Devan Dubnyk, Matt Dumba, Ryan Getzlaf and Brayden Schenn, Saskatchewan (34 NHL players) may be able to stand toe-to-toe with a team from Ontario (207 NHL players).

And what about Minnesota? The State of Hockey had 44 players make the NHL last season, highlighted by 50-point scorers Blake Wheeler, Derek Stepan, Anders Lee and Dustin Byfuglien, so success would be expected by the home state faithful. But could Switzerland (15 NHL players), blueliners Roman Josi and Mark Streit, and top-scoring forward Nino Niederreiter, upend one of the teams from the North Star State?

In HOCK3Y, anything is possible ... except a team from Mississippi, the Yukon or Portugal.

American Division rosters (13 teams)

-1 Massachusetts  
G Cory Schneider Mike Condon  
D Keith Yandle John Carlson Noah Hanifin
F Jack Eichel Charlie Coyle Conor Sheary
F Chris Kreider Kevin Hayes Jimmy Vesey
       
-2 Minnesota    
G (Alex Stalock) (Charlie Lindgren)  
D Dustin Byfuglien Nick Leddy Jake Gardiner
F Blake Wheeler Jake Guentzel Anders Lee
F Kyle Okposo Derek Stepan Zach Parise
       
-3 New York    
G Jimmy Howard Keith Kincaid  
D Kevin Shattenkirk Brett Pesce (Charlie McAvoy)
F Patrick Kane Nick Foligno Dustin Brown
F Kyle Palmieri Lee Stempniak Brian Gionta
       
-4 Wisconsin    
G (Troy Grosenick) (Chris Nell)  
D Ryan Suter Jake McCabe (Jordan Schmaltz)
F Phil Kessel Alex Galchenyuk Nick Schmaltz
F Joe Pavelski Craig Smith Drew Stafford
       
-5 Michigan    
G Connor Hellebuyck Ryan Miller  
D Torey Krug Zach Werenski Cam Fowler
F Ryan Kesler Bryan Rust Andrew Copp
F Dylan Larkin Justin Abdelkader (Kyle Connor)
       
-6 Connecticut    
G Jonathan Quick (Steve Michalek)  
D Ron Hainsey (Tommy Cross) (Jaime Sifers)
F Max Pacioretty Nick Bonino (Colin McDonald)
F Cam Atkinson Colin Wilson (Adam Erne)
       
-7 U.S. West (AK, AZ, CO, UT, WA)   
G Ben Bishop (CO) (Richard Bachman) (UT)  
D Jaccob Slavin (CO) Matt Carle (AK) Brandon Carlo (CO)
F T.J. Oshie (WA) Brandon Dubinsky (AK) Sean Couturier (AZ)
F Matthew Tkachuk (AZ) Tyler Johnson (WA) Derek Ryan (WA)
       
-8 U.S. East (ME, NH, PA, RI)  
G John Gibson (PA) (John Gillies) (NH)  
D Brian Dumoulin (ME) Ben Lovejoy (NH) Stephen Johns (PA)
F Vincent Trocheck (PA) Tim Schaller (NH) (Paul Thompson) (NH)
F Brandan Saad (PA) Noel Acciari (RI) (Eric Tangradi) (PA)
       
-9 New Jersey    
G (Anthony Stolarz) (Kevin Boyle)  
D Trevor von Riemsdyk Anthony DeAngelo (T.J. Brennan)
F Johnny Gaudreau Bobby Ryan (Kenny Agostino)
F James von Riemsdyk Drew Miller (Buddy Robinson)
       
-10 California    
G (Thatcher Demko) (P.J. Musico)  
D Brooks Orpik Kevan Miller Chad Ruhwedel
F Auston Matthews Beau Bennett (Shane Harper)
F Jason Zucker Matt Nieto (Rocco Grimaldi)
       
-11 U.S. Midwest (IN, MO, OH)  
G (Alex Nedeljkovic) (OH) (Mike McKenna) (MO)  
D Jack Johnson (IN) Chris Wideman (MO) Connor Murphy (OH)
F J.T. Miller (OH) (Jack Roslovic) (OH) (Carter Camper) (OH)
F Patrick Maroon (MO) (Sean Kuraly) (OH) (Clayton Keller) (MO)
       
-12 Illinois    
G Craig Anderson Scott Darling  
D John Moore Connor Carrick (Mike Reilly)
F Christian Dvorak Tommy Wingels (Christian Fischer)
F Ryan Dzingel Vince Hinostroza (J.T. Compher)
       
-13 U.S. South (AL, FL, NC, SC, TX, VA)  
G (Robert Nichols) (TX) (Jay Williams) (VA)  
D Shayne Gostisbehere (FL) Seth Jones (TX) Jakob Chychrun (FL)
F Ryan Hartman (SC) Stefan Noesen (TX) Ben Smith (NC)
F Nic Dowd (AL) Jayson Megna (FL) Jared Boll (NC)

() indicate player spent majoriy of 2016-17 season in AHL/ECHL/NCAA/etc.

Canadian Division rosters (7 teams)

-1 Ontario  
G Matt Murray Cam Talbot  
D Brent Burns P.K. Subban Dougie Hamilton
F Connor McDavid Tyler Seguin John Tavares
F Mark Schiefele Steven Stamkos Eric Staal
       
-2 British Columbia    
G Carey Price Martin Jones  
D Justin Schultz Shea Weber Brent Seabrook
F Jamie Benn Kyle Turris Sam Reinhart
F Ryan Johansen Milan Lucic Evander Kane
       
-3 Saskatchewan    
G Devan Dubnyk Braden Holtby  
D Matt Dumba Josh Manson Ryan Murray
F Ryan Getzlaf Jaden Schwartz Patrick Marleau
F Brayden Schenn Tyler Bozak Jordan Eberle
       
-4 Canada East (NB, NL, NS, PEI)  
G Jake Allen (NB) (Jack Flinn ) (NS)  
D Andrew MacDonald (NS) Adam McQuaid (PEI) Adam Pardy (NL)
F Sidney Crosby (NS) Nathan MacKinnon (NS) Logan Shaw (NS)
F Brad Marchand (NS) Alex Killorn (NS) Steve Ott (PEI)
       
-5 Quebec    
G Corey Crawford Jonathan Bernier  
D Kris Letang Jason Demers Marc-Edouard Vlasic
F Patrice Bergeron Jonathan Marchessault Jason Pominville
F Jonathan Drouin Jonathan Huberdeau David Perron
       
-6 Manitoba    
G James Reimer Calvin Pickard  
D Duncan Keith Damon Severson Michael Stone
F Jonathan Toews Max Domi Michael Ferland
F Mark Stone Alexander Steen Jordan Martinook
       
-7 Alberta    
G Chad Johnson Aaron Dell  
D Jared Spurgeon Mike Green Colton Parayko
F Patrick Eaves Brayden Point Kris Versteeg
F Taylor Hall Bryan Little Mark Letestu

() indicate player spent majority of 2016-17 season in AHL/ECHL/NCAA/etc.

European Division rosters (8 teams)

-1 Sweden  
G Henrik Lundqvist Robin Lehner  
D Erik Karlsson Victor Hedman John Klingberg
F Nicklas Backstrom William Nylander Viktor Arvidsson
F Filip Forsberg Henrik Zetterberg Alexander Wennberg
       
-2 Finland    
G Pekka Rinne Tuukka Rask  
D Rasmus Ristolainen Sam Vatanen Esa Lindell
F Patrick Laine Aleksander Barkov Sebastian Aho
F Mikael Granlund Mikko Koivu Mikko Rantanen
       
-3 Russia    
G Segei Bobrovsky Andrei Vasilevski  
D Andrei Markov Nikita Zaitsev Dmitry Orlov
F Nikita Kucherov Artemi Panarin Alex Ovechkin
F Vladimir Tarasenko Evgeni Malkin Evgeny Kuznetsov
       
-4 Czech Republic    
G Petr Mrazec Michal Neuvirth  
D Radko Gudas Andrej Sustr Roman Polak
F David Pastrnak Radim Vrbata Ondrej Palat
F Jakub Voracek David Krejci Michael Frolik
       
-5 Team Europe (AUT, FRA, GER, NOR, SVN)  
G Thomas Greiss (GER) Philipp Grubauer (GER)  
D Dennis Seidenberg (GER) Korbinian Holzer (GER) Yohan Auvitu (FRA)
F Leon Draisaitl (GER) Anze Kopitar (SVN) Michael Grabner (AUT)
F Mats Zuccarello (NOR) Thomas Vanek (AUT) Tobias Reeder (GER)
       
-6 Denmark    
G Frederik Andersen (Patrick Galbraith)  
D Philip Larsen (Oliver Lauridsen) (Jesper Jensen)
F Nikolaj Ehlers Mikkel Boedker Jannik Hansen
F Frans Nielsen Lars Eller (Oliver Bjorkstrand)
       
-7 Switzerland    
G (Reto Berra) (Jonas Hiller)  
D Roman Josi Mark Steit Luca Sbisa
F Nino Niederreiter Sven Bartschi Kevin Fiala
F (Nico Hischier) Sven Andrighetto Denis Malgin
       
-8 Slovakia    
G Peter Budaj Jaroslav Halak  
D Andrej Sekera Zdeno Chara Martin Marincin
F Tomas Tatar Richard Panik Marko Dano
F Marian Hossa Marian Gaborik (Marek Hrivik)

() indicate player spent majoriy of 2016-17 season in AHL/ECHL/NCAA/etc.

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